My last wishes

I don't care what your opinion of the Terri Schiavo case is. I'm sure you don't care about mine, either. And though I'm glad it's all over, I hope, I pray, that someone somewhere will be held accountable for the spectacle it became, for the assault on the judiciary, and for the hypocritical treatment of the marriage contract.

But here's where I need your help. If I am ever in a persistent vegetative state, and there's anyone who wants me kept alive artificially (my living will says "no feeding tube"), please do me a favor and euthanize that person immediately. And if it's a politician, do it slowly and painfully. That's all I ask.