we are borg, and we command aalln to stop laughing

I have been assimilated.
















This is my new Bluetooth cranial implant. When I say "Call home" it commands my cell phone to call home. The cell phone has no choice but to obey.

Personally, I'd rather say, "Winning Lotto Numbers Please" but I understand there are still some kinks in the Matrix.*

I took the picture with my new Motorola Razr.

* Maybe I should have watched those movies, huh?