5 things

That durned Canuckian tagged me!

And I've done it before but of course, inventories change. Nyah.


In my fridge: (imagine a meal from these ingredients)

• aloe juice
• fish oil
• slightly mouldering cabbage
• hypodermic needles
• anti-allergy serum which I inject into the dog

In my closet: (imagine the fashion show this would produce)

• backjacks
• camping gear
• boxes of jewelry which I do not wear
• BlueFish clothing which I do not wear
• dress shoes which I do not wear

In my wallet (or purse for women): (imagine the wonderful shopping spree!)

• receipts and notes
• no cash whatsover
• discount card for Bonita's Four-Legged Friends
• fortune cookie fortunes
• business card for my oncologist in Illinois

In my car/truck: (imagine, well, don't bother)

• six water bottles with various amounts of filtered water
• hobbitt's straw beach hat
• a chamois to clean the scudge off the inside of the windows
• approximately 45 cubic yards of tracked-in sand
• custom rubber mats everywhere (thanks, bro!)

And I would like to add, for the record, that the ayahuasca is still in the fridge. I also think that there's another (5th) category that got lost somewhere along the way, and which I did not do the first time around, either. That would be 5 albums I cannot live without or something like that. There's nothing that I would put on that list. Songs? Yes. Albums? Nah.

I'm gonna tag Barney, Pee Wee, Alfalfa, Dame Edna and my dog, who seems to be allergic to everything.