the fish is in the mail

UPS, more precisely.

My friend, you are and have always been one of the most generous people I have ever known. You've given freely so many things: food, company, affection, drink, time, shoes. Okay, the Nine West shoes were cruel, but I love you for it anyway.

My favorite part will always be when you told me that my first husband reminded you of your first husband.

We've known each other for twenty years, and for the past 17 have seen little of each other. How does this work?

Anyway, enjoy. The package arrives Tuesday.