Ernesto did a bad, bad thing
Sunday morning:
Under that tree in my brother's Neptune City, New Joy Sea yard, is a 2004 Volvo V70 and a slightly older Ford F250, both as shiny as if they had just come out of the showroom. My brother is a car nut. Also a lawn nut. Mostly, just a nut.
Today, this text message from my brother:
Tree gone, $1550.
Volvo, $1640.
Ford, $1620.
Fence, $875.
Martinis.....priceless!
4 Comments:
yowza
Ooch.
Pass the vodka.
ohboy.
shaken, not stirred.
(p.s. is there something wrong with me that whenever i get the "word verification" on these things i laugh because they're funny and i think of them as real words? today's was "kanrt". should i make up a definition?)
I like your brother's sense of humour! Now will you please pass the martini's?
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