I did. Really.
We've been having some wonderfully hellacious weather. I might have mentioned it. Late last night, or early this morning, I took the dogs out for their last break. And carefully, as I always do, since there's no railing on the steps. Zach has to sit and wait for me to get down before he's allowed to move. So far, so good.
And what a glorious night! The stars were big and loud and the sky was inky black. I gazed up for a moment and turned my head to see the stars over my shoulder.
Zach took that opportunity to pull me off-balance. My Birks skidded across the saturated lawn and I went down hard. I don't remember the fall at all.
So I lay there for a few moments, making sure it was safe to get up. Nothing hurting, nothing snapping. The entire time I was on the ground, Zach was snuggled up behind me, pressing against me. It was sweet. He's the dog I want with me in a blizzard.
Eventually I got up, completely covered in mud, and limped inside. hobbitt was a bit surprised to see me in that state, I suppose. But it seemed that nothing much was bruised, and not even my pride because I have to say, giving in to getting that filthy was somewhat liberating.
Of course, everything is hurting today.